The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

The children say: Take a pot and go away from you.

 

Our children are very immediate creatures.. They love their mothers very much, but they have a negative attitude towards vegetables, they don’t abandon friends in need, but they barely bow their words, they are sure that they have to decide something with their father’s figure, and they know that 7 years is old age. All this and a lot of other funny children's statements - in our today's selection.

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Vika (6.5 years old):
- Mom, what's in the oven?
- Stuffed zucchini.
- And on the stove?
- Pumpkin fritters.
- Horror!

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Mitya (5 years old):
- Well, after all, real rabbits do not speak, they just run about in silence ...

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We sit, play with Ilyushenka (2.5 years), play around. I make him a goat with my fingers and say:
- Be-be-be.
He answered me:
- Mom, I love you so much, and you scare me with a ram.

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The son (1.5 years) saw his beloved hare in the “window” of the washing machine. Worth a roar. It presses the buttons, twists the knobs, pulls the handle. A friend in need does not throw ...

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Tribes Renata (4 years) tells the tale Aiza (3 years):
- The princess put on beautiful shoes coming up to the mirror and asked: “Am I beautiful?”, The mirror answers: “Very beautiful!”
- The princess put on a beautiful dress coming up to the mirror and asked: “Am I beautiful?”, The mirror answers: “Very beautiful!”
- The princess put on a beautiful crown coming up to the mirror and asked: “Am I beautiful?”, And the mirror is silent ...
Aiza:
- The battery has sat down, right?

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Tamara (4 years 3 months):
- Mom, I'm sorry I got into your purse and got the balls, are you not angry with me?
- No, I'm not angry, but you can't get into other people's bags without permission.
- But you're not a stranger to me !!!

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The children wanted to tease Vika (6.5 years old) chasing a boy:
- Vika, you fell in love with Nikita, or what?
And Vika calmly replies:
- Hm, we already planned a wedding at three years - of course, fell in love!

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Daughter (5 years old) is going to play with dolls, comments:
- Now I will play with Barbimi (thinking) ... with Barbii ... Barbami ... Mom !!! Who will I play with ?!

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Son (5 years):
- No!
- Mitya, but why?
- Because ... because I am so arranged!

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The husband washes. The son runs up to me and asks:
- Mom, have you ever seen our dad naked?
- Well, uh ...
- Go quickly, look at this horror!

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From lunch to work, I shout to Andrew from the hallway:
- Everything, son, I ran!
- Run Forrest Run!

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I sing to Tamara (2 years) a lullaby from the film “Mom”:
- Mom gave life, the world gave me and you ...
Adds significantly to this list:
- Socks presented.

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I felt old age at seven. I rested with my grandmother, a very nice girl came to the village from my town (about 5 years old). I and so, and syk tried to attract her attention, the result - zero. Complained to the grandmother.
She went to the neighbors, quietly found out everything, and then said to me:
“Lisa said you're too old for her.”
So it was a shame - horror.

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To the question:
- Ksyusha, are your shoes tight?
Little Ksyusha answers:
- No, I just fingers smacked.

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I say Polina (3 years):
- Polina, clean your room!
- I'll clean, clean. Once cleaned and clean up now.

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Vlada took the remotes, hid them under a blanket. He speaks:
- Everything, I am now the queen of remotes!

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Daughter (8 years old) chatting with a girlfriend. She asks:
“Does your mother scold you for bad grades?”
- It depends. Well, if I did not try, then scolds.
- A belt beat you?
- Not. But threaten regularly.

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I have the other day Ignat naskodil in the kitchen, I expel him from there, and he yells, rests.Alice approaches him in such a calm and calm voice:
- Ignat, my mother to prove something is useless - such is life ... let's go from here ...
He sighed and slowly walked behind her.

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Tamara (5 years 5 months):
- Mom, mom, in the bathroom fly! You could not slap her, or else I can’t go to the tap, she’s blocking everything!

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The younger daughter came up to me and said:
- Mom, guess the riddle "The maid is sitting in the dungeon, and the mower on the street."

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Daughter refused to collect toys. I put it in a corner, and she began to restore order. Diana:
- Mom, have you finished collecting toys, or do I still have to stand in the corner?

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The daughter Luda (4 years old) never stands in one place on principle and never walks slowly, she constantly runs. Accordingly, the result of this behavior was the fall of the “stretching” and broken knees. I take her in my arms and carry her home. On the way I calm:
- Luda ran too fast, so she fell.
Luda starvingly:
- I fell!
- Now the blood on his knees.
With tears:
- I have blood!
- We can lose you so much.
In hysterics:
- We lose me!

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They told me that when I was 2 years old, I was offended and said:
- Here I take a pot and leave you.

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Familiar says daughter (4 years):
- You're still young.


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    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you

    The children say: Take a pot and go away from you