1. "Am I dying?"
Seriously, it’s not normal when so much blood comes out of you and you don’t die.
2. "Sorry, I'm a complete bitch now, but I have critical days."
Although not. Do not forgive. To hell with you!
3. “Oh, chocolate cake! Give two! "
Chocolate for breakfast, chocolate for lunch, chocolate for dinner.
4. "At least I'm not pregnant."
This is perhaps the only plus monthly. Well, really.
5. “I can eat everything I want. I deserved".
This is the best on critical days. We can justify any food that goes into our mouths.
6. “I hate everyone”
All women become more irritable during menstruation, and for a logical reason. This is the most uncomfortable and painful period of the month, which is why we walk on the edge with our emotions.